Rose coloured glasses are for suckers. Real life has rose-coloured lace halter camis, soft satin chemises, black bustiers, chiffon polka-dot shorts, sheer thongs, and a liberating "bras optional (but affordable)" philosophy. If you still don't get life, have the sales clerk hit you with a fuzzy pink kitten-heel slipper. She probably won't do it, but you'll still get it.